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lyrics

Modern romance has been dumbed down
Emojis, no emotions deserves a thumbs down
The media's not social as you think
I'd rather get to know you over drinks
I guess what I'm really trying to say

I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I don't swipe right girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I don't Bumble girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I'm not on Hinge girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I'm too old for this shit.

Real love or some online fantasy
Where is the virtue in virtual reality?
Instead of giving thumbs up place to place
I'd rather give you one like face to face
I guess what I'm really trying to say

I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I don't swipe right girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I don't Bumble girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I'm not on Hinge girl
I'm too old, I'm too old, I'm too old
I'm too old for this shit. I'm too old for this shit.

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from All The Brightest Pictures, released June 27, 2022

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NYHC featuring members of Supertouch, Off Minor, Lytic, and Guns Don't Run. "All The Brightest Pictures" debut LP out soon on Handstand Records

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